Unicycle Admirer Gifts

'I did not say you'd be famous after two or three shows! These things take time!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Police Cow!

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

San's old dog with old tricks.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

High-Wire-Dip

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.