Unicycle Admirer Gifts

'I did not say you'd be famous after two or three shows! These things take time!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Police Cow!

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

San's old dog with old tricks.

High-Wire-Dip

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

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Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'