Unicycle Enthusiast Gifts

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Meal on Wheel

Juggling time

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

Multitasking executive dog

High-Wire-Dip

"Respect man!"

'No, Sir. I haven't stopped you for speeding.'

Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.

The unicyclist's fatal accident was caused by a bird strike.

Unicycle with stabilisers

A pizza deliveryman rides a unicycle.

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Speed Bump Ahead.

No, that one's not my hand, either.

I don

The Old Dog Pub. Yappy Hour 4-5.

"Awkward..."

A bear on a unicycle being chased by a hunter on a unicycle.

"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Queen of Upcycling!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."