Unicycle Rider Gifts

Mono wheel without brakes.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on Unicycle

San's old dog with old tricks.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Unamused. Please help.

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'All right you're on... Don't break a leg.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Oh course!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

High-Wire-Dip

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

'That is the bike lane...'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'