Unicyclist Gifts

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Multitasking executive dog

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Woman with exercise bike

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'That is the bike lane...'

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

High-Wire-Dip

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

San's old dog with old tricks.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.