Unicyclists Gifts

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Oh course!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Folk Art of Midtown'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

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The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'