Unicyclists Gifts

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Folk Art of Midtown'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'