Unicycle Aficionados Gifts

Bear with unicycle on his car.

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Multitasking executive dog

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Speed Bump Ahead.

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

San's old dog with old tricks.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

High-Wire-Dip

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.