Unicycle Explorers Gifts

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

High-gravity baseball

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

You are here.

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Multitasking executive dog

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

San's old dog with old tricks.

High-Wire-Dip

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Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'