Unicycle Hobbyist Gifts

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Multitasking executive dog

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh course!'

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

Bike Wash

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."