Unicycling Lover Gifts

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bicycle sat nav.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Green Bike

'Oh course!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Folk Art of Midtown'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

High-Wire-Dip