Unicycles Gifts

No, that one's not my hand, either.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Multitasking executive dog

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"