Unicycle Performer Gifts

Test Dummy. Test Idiot. I locked the keys in the car again.

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

'Oh course!'

'Let's rock!'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

High-Wire-Dip

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

San's old dog with old tricks.