Unicycle Aficionado Gifts

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Bradley Wiggins

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

"Keep it running."

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

San's old dog with old tricks.

I don

Wordplay: Spokesperson.