Unicycle Aficionado Gifts

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Bradley Wiggins

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Multitasking executive dog

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

San's old dog with old tricks.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

High-Wire-Dip

"Keep it running."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"