Unicycle Fans Gifts

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Multitasking executive dog

Cyclist Flamingoes

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

High-Wire-Dip

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

San's old dog with old tricks.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'