Unicycle Fans Gifts

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Cyclist Flamingoes

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

High-Wire-Dip

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

San's old dog with old tricks.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.