Unicycle Fan Gifts

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Multitasking executive dog

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

San's old dog with old tricks.

High-Wire-Dip

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'