Novice Unicyclist Gifts

"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Bunny Hill

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

High-Wire-Dip

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.