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"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh course!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

High-Wire-Dip

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

San's old dog with old tricks.