Novice Drivers Prints

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I brake for animals'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Second Chance Exit.

Grandma's pies.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Caution - Student Driver.

Riding School Accidents

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'How was my emergency stop?'

Sign in car says 'Soccer Mom on Board', man passing is socked by mom.

'I took a short cut.'

You can only get hit from the rear!

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'