Snow Sport Aficionado Prints

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Calm down. Maybe you tore ligaments and maybe you didn't... does it hurt when I bend your leg like this?'

Man sledging on his stomach.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Dog Igloo.

"I love this time of year."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.