Ski Technician Gifts

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'It is too snowing!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Fetching some fuel.

Skiing at Sea

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Ski kicker.

Little girl skiing.

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Piste-side Hotel

Extreme skier flies through cloud.