Ski Patroller Gifts

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'Our St. Bernard rescue dog passed to his reward last summer.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Clown Skis.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Skiing at Sea

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Little girl skiing.

Ski Holidays.

Piste-side Hotel

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'