Ski Patroller Pillows

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

'Our St. Bernard rescue dog passed to his reward last summer.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Clown Skis.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Skiing at Sea

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Little girl skiing.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Ski Holidays.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Piste-side Hotel