Ski Patrol Pillows

"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Skiing at Sea

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Holidays.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Evolved to Ski.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Reindeer on Skis.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.