Ski Patrol Gifts

"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

Skiing at Sea

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

Ski Holidays.

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Evolved to Ski.

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Skier gets caught in the thaw