Plastic Patrol Gifts

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Ocean Plastic

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fishing for Litter

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Dream Advertisements.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

"No, I said 'sit'."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Welcome to Europe

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

Sniff

Walkies again?

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Poopa-Scoopa

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"