Palette Patrol Gifts

The Police Artist.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Stop staring"

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Paul Gaugin

Still life?