Pallet Patrol Gifts

Art Prison

Police Feline Unit

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

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'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"No, I said 'sit'."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Welcome to Europe

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

Ocean Plastic

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

'They moved our industry accross the Mexican border,and all we get is the smoke!'

Good immigration control

Sewage in Rivers Report