Park Patrol Partner Gifts

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"A little help, please."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I meant the dog!"