Park Patrol Partner Gifts

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"A little help, please."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Mother?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"I meant the dog!"