Park Patrol Gifts

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Bitchbark Canoe

Police Feline Unit

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Rain Forest

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"