Park Maintenance Gifts

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Lazy plumber.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.