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"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Must get a longer cable."

Lazy plumber.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Mower Repair