Park Manager Gifts

Health & Safety Official Tester.

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

Sign, Keep off.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."