Mobile Home Park Manager Gifts

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

"When was the last time you cleaned the fridge?"

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Shoe house

Caliban Park

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

Potholes.

Sign, Keep off.

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'Marie is still trying to get the hang of her power chair.'

The parking garage figured out how to have an endless stream of revenue.

Ed's Auto Repair

"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.