Mobile Plan Managers Gifts

"This phone gives you 500 minutes and if you don't use them will automatically enroll you in a social anxiety clinic."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Car Emissions

HS2

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

S**t Creek Halt

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"So where's the truck park?"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

The segway RV.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."