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"This phone gives you 500 minutes and if you don't use them will automatically enroll you in a social anxiety clinic."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Car Emissions

HS2

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"So where's the truck park?"

S**t Creek Halt

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

The segway RV.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

The First Commuters

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'