Mobile Plan Master Gifts

Bummer, my mobile's been disconnected.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"My best friend is my phone."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Therapy - mobile.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

Why, oh why was his life cut cruelly short? Rudy's Cellphone Battery June '20 – June '21.

"Does that app drain your battery?"

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

Wedding Texting

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Plan B 1/2

'It's my human. I'm going to have to block him."