Master Of Plans Gifts

"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

'How's my driving?'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"We want to build bridges!"

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

"What's your exit strategy?"

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Plan B 1/2

Struck Down by Lightning.

'Gentlemen, it's time for...Plan C!'

'Planning Department.'

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

I hope to live forever. So far, my plan is working perfectly.

Desk bins: Exposition, Complication, Climax, Resolution.