Master Of Contingency Plans Gifts

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Man's cooking explodes.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'Great idea, Pete!'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

"Thank God we're insured"

"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"Plan for pestilence and hope for war, or plan for war and hope for pestilence?"

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

"Does anyone have a plan 'F'?"

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

"What's your exit strategy?"

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Wait, wait, stop!'

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

'The law is all about planning.'