Plan Master Gifts

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Plan B 1/2

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'Am I the first one here?'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

"FISH ON"