Plan Master Gifts

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Plan B 1/2

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'Am I the first one here?'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"FISH ON"

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."