Planning Mastermind Gifts

"Planning isn't your strong point is it Dennis?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

I don't like the looks of this.

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Female Boss 3