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"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"What's your exit strategy?"

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

"We want to build bridges!"

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Struck Down by Lightning.

Plan B 1/2

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

Desk bins: Exposition, Complication, Climax, Resolution.

'Planning Department.'

Operation Christmas Tree.