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Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Tortured Plank

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

Plank

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"The only problem I see here is that most of us plan to be out of here in three years."

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'Would you mind taking our picture'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'Wait, wait, stop!'

High board diver divining for the water.

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan!'

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

Plan B 1/2

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'