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"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

The experienced backpacker.

"A little help, please."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Shred the plank."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The Thinker

Tortured Plank

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

"I shamble five miles every day."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Plank

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'