'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan!'
Plank-walker T-Shirts
Show off their unique outlook with T-shirts that reflect the plank-walker’s creative nature. Bold, clever graphics make these tees a fun statement piece for any inventive soul.
"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
"A little help, please."
"Shred the plank."
'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'
"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"
"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"
'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'
'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'
"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."
Tortured Plank
"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."
"Some walk, huh?"
Keep Off The Hay
"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."
'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'
The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.
Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
The Perils of Dog Kisses
"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"
"Madonna's out early this morning."
"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."
"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"
'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'
He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.
Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.
"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."
"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."
Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.
Pet Games
Honey, I'm going for a walk...
Plank-walker T-Shirts Collection
Plank-walker Mugs
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Plank-walker Pillows
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Plank-walker Prints
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