Plank-walker Pillows

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"A little help, please."

"Shred the plank."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Tortured Plank

Keep Off The Hay

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"Some walk, huh?"

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

Pet Games

Angling in the Serpentine

Petting in the park.