Power Walker Pillows

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

POWER WALKERS CONFLICT

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

bag of money as a bicep

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Ocean wave and mountain appear to be as one for surfer and mountain climber.

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

"Seriously, who is it?"

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Paris streets at night

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

Man pushing his donkey along the road

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'