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"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Modern camping

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'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"I could never go wireless."

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Fun and games with wires.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Cirrhosis of the river.

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

Paris streets at night

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Man pushing his donkey along the road

POWER WALKERS CONFLICT

"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."

Walking a fine line of debt.

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

Janice suddenly realizes she boarded the sky pod adventure express rail.

'Lord we worship the water you walk on.'