High-wire Walking Pillows

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Dog walking Human.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Crossing

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sport Utility Boot.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.