High-wire Walking Pillows

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dog walking Human.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Crossing

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'How very Cumbria.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Sport Utility Boot.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."