'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'
High-wire Enthusiast Pillows
Bring a sense of balance and excitement to their living space with pillows that reflect their high-wire passion. Cozy and fun, they’re a perfect gift for the daring soul.
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
"The Flying Wallendas at home"
"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"
'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'
Life in the Fast Lane.
'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'
"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."
'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)
The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.
Tightrope Walker
The stilt walkers union on strike
F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."
No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.
'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'
High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.
"The only person you can dial is yourself."
'What do you mean, I'm unapproachable?'
The first sign of cowboy trouble.
"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."
'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'
Support Oppression - Do Nothing
"Profession?"
"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."
'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'
"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."
Walking a fine line of debt.
Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.
Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'
I've dreamed of being an electrician since I was a kid! You wanted to run away and join the circuits!
"I have to try this before I die."
'Look, Bernie's doing his high wire act!'
"Happy Father's Day. It's the latest gadget for people at your tech level. It's an Incompetent Watch."
"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
High-wire Enthusiast Pillows Collection
High-wire Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our range of high-wire enthusiast mugs and start their mornings with a splash of adventure and humor.
High-wire Enthusiast Prints
Browse our high-wire themed prints to inspire and energize any room with a touch of daring adventure.
High-wire Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our high-wire enthusiast T-shirts for a stylish way to wear their passion and wit proudly.