Winter Power Walker Pillows

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Snow flake

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

How to save on your heating bill...

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Arctic Tongue

Black and white painting.

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"CCCOOOLD!"