Winter Power Walker Gifts

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Snow flake

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

How to save on your heating bill...

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Ice Sculpting Class.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

Arctic Tongue

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"CCCOOOLD!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Black and white painting.